the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
And then the new kids discover Jokermance and my heart breaks all over again. Literally.
Back in my day you had to have a bunch of crazy people threaten a game developer with ironically coloured cupcakes to get the ending you wanted, you kids just story amendments beamed into your brains!
“Grankids introduced me a new show of Spongebob is out, in where Spongebob is a human in a costume, I found this...