Do Supervillains Dream of Malevolent Sheep?: Archive

You’re in the business of making dreams come true, right? Yeah you are!

My boss’s niece and her friends are entered in a contest to win a sound check party with their favourite band. It’s a very close race so far and they need your help!

What do you do?

CLICK THIS LINK

‘Like’ the Facebook…

Jun 20, 201235 notes

#contest #help #votes #yay

An Open Letter

Ladies,

I’m not one to tell you what to do, I’m even not suggesting that we have to do this, but if you want to do this.

You call me.

YOU CALL ME NOW.

Jun 20, 20122 notes

#thor #iron man #40-year-old virgin

Jun 20, 20125 notes

#gob #Arrested Development #westeros #game of thrones

What cannot be unseen..

umbrz:

drakmarth:

So I saw the other Awkward Sibling Hug of Mabel and Dipper..

/sob

There’s like one episode released of a show on the Disney channel come on.

Those were my exact thoughts.

Jun 20, 20126 notes

Jun 20, 2012324 notes

#arrested development #tinygifs #TV: Arrested Development #Michael Bluth #Jason Bateman

Jun 20, 201250 notes

#Thor #Thor Odinson #Loki #Loki Laufeyson #The Avengers #Arrested Development #Arrested Avengers

What cannot be unseen..

So I saw the other Awkward Sibling Hug of Mabel and Dipper..

Jun 20, 20126 notes

#Gravity Falls #Why did I look at the tags?

Jun 20, 201273 notes

#gravity-falls

Jun 20, 2012953 notes

#gravity falls #My GF #gifs; mine 3 #gif #fav #vampire #twilight #Disney Channel

“The newspaper headline screams: “Eighteen-Year-Old Slain by Husband after Giving Birth.” As you continue reading, you learn that the young woman was brainwashed by a strange blood-drinking cult who call themselves a “family,” though none of the members were actually related. The young woman’s husband was much older than she and had a history of violence. In fact, you learn that her husband used to stalk her prior to her marriage, watching her secretly from the woods near her home and climbing into an unsecured window at night to watch her sleep without her knowledge. Once the young woman, then seventeen, was initiated into a relationship with the man and his “family,” she was encouraged to marry right after her high school graduation. The young woman reportedly had bruises all over her body after returning from her honeymoon, where she also reportedly became pregnant. Her husband was not happy about the pregnancy and wanted her to have an abortion. She refused, eventually leading to him ripping the child from her womb, then, draining her of her blood until she finally stopped breathing. Sounds torturous and sick, doesn’t it? But in fact, this is the basis of a tween-teen literary phenomenon called the Twilight saga…” —

Twilight and Philosophy, p.178 (chapter by Rebecca Housel)

BRILLIANT.

(via lizapants)

OH MY GOD

(via mypatronusisyou)

Jun 20, 2012

Jun 20, 20128,974 notes

#Gravity Falls #Disney #Grappling Hook

7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.

Ask is page that allows people to..ask..this is an awful How To guide, but I thought it was a set up by default. Very weird.

Jareth is a good choice.

scarletstepford:

Fact. I don’t even know what ask is. Hmmm…Jareth the Goblin King.

drakmarth:

scarletstepford:

Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

For some reason, even typing in manually, your ask is not available.

So:

Lust

Jun 20, 2012298,886 notes