Good things come to those who wait and this good thing happens to be another episode of The Perfect Squares Podcast! At the request of an intrepid listener, Lizzy (@i_am_platypus) and Jessica (@jessicamerizan) host their first (and possibly only) booze-y podcast. Insightful, high-brow conversation…
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
Holy crap geez, I thought Eric Bischoff was a bastard for firing people who were in hospital via a fax, but not even telling you that you’re fired is..no words for it.
Fshht. Zipt. Wuh-wuh-boom. There was an asteroid coming. He got out of the shower and looked up into the sky and there was a ding-dang asteroid on its way. “Everyone is doomed,” said the news. “Seriously, oh no.” A fucking asteroid. Jeez.
He was ready though, he was ready for this. He put…
"According to director Joss Whedon, the original cut of the movie was over 3 hours long. There will be about 30 minutes of the excised footage included in the DVD Release, most of which revolves around Steve Rogers (Captain America). Whedon revealed that one of these scenes involved Rogers struggling to adjust to the modern world in his Brooklyn apartment and another revealed Steve Rogers' reunion with Peggy Carter, his love interest from Captain America: The First Avenger."
I know this is spam email, I know this is automatically generated garbage, and I know my A-B-Cs. But still the Gmail synopsis looked so awful I had to give it a full read. Plus I’m bored.
As I read it though clearly someone had a hand is this in the beginning, someone had to type this all out and how sad do I feel for them now, oh it starts off with jovial intent using three, count them, three exclamation marks.
But quickly it devolves into a mess of obvious self-loathing, the incoherent babbling and actioned words that clearly should read something else, not forgetting they don’t even fill out Western Union part properly “Text Question”/ “Test Answer”? What do I do with this?
It is like the spammer lost the will to spam. As if it dawned on him that no one would take this seriously, no one would reply, no one would even read it. Poor bastard probably hung himself after this.
Well I read it Spammer Jones, and I’m glad you’re no longer a part of this world.